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		<title>All I can think about is FOOD!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(we.heart.it) My sister grew her own veggies this year and asked for a salsa recipe.  This is my favorite and one that I used to make all the time.  It&#8217;s super simple and if you buy the herbs in the little plastic container, you won&#8217;t have to worry about using up a bunch of cilantro [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=781&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Three Things Thursday</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Just Another Bibelot Blog]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[By way of Shana @ Fumbling Towards Normalcy, a theme for Thursday! A meme that seemed to be right up my alley. Why? Because I love the number three. It shows up in my life all the time and I could probably write an entire blog post about all of the extremely weird instances that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=778&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday (not really&#8230; as usual, but there ARE belly pictures)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/07/07/wordless-wednesday-not-really-as-usual-but-there-are-belly-pictures/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[yes i really barfed and it went into my eye]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t have any great pictures from when I first found out that I was pregnant as far as belly shots go but I can tell you that my arms and face have gotten *smaller* while my belly continues to stick out full force. I&#8217;m very proud to be an all belly preggo so far, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=766&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cold Stone Hates Pregnant Women Like George Bush Hates Bl&#8230; oh, nevermind</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/06/29/cold-stone-hates-pregnant-women-like-george-bush-hates-bl-oh-nevermind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, Hi! What an asshole I&#8217;ve been by abandoning my blessed place of self expression and reading all of your blogs instead. I&#8217;ve stumbled across a few new (to me) blogs that are basically rad-tastic. (Like this one called: Scary Mommy)I also found an incredibly stupid blog and wondered why this person ever [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=763&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Because I Want Hooty&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/06/09/because-i-want-hooty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[i wonder how long it will take me to get to 200 posts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And because I think it would be kind of cute to have a real bird sitting on my &#8220;nest&#8221;. Not that the poor owl has a snowball&#8217;s chance in hell of getting past my ginormous boobs to actually sit atop my belly, but if it did&#8230; So here&#8217;s the deal, Salt&#8217;s hosting a not a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=756&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Wait&#8230; Mary had a what now?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realized something a few weeks back about motherhood and immediately had a cold rush of blood run through my veins. I&#8217;m sure every expectant mother goes through days like this where you realize&#8230; oh shit. I&#8217;m fat because there are small humans inside of me. (or just the one small human which is overwhelming [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=751&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Two + Two = Four</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/05/28/two-two-four/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 18:18:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By the end of the post your eyes will be bleeding and your math skills will have improved, or rather, you&#8217;ll understand my ridiculous clue. Point being, grab a meal and have a seat, this one&#8217;s going to take a while. (not that my posts have ever been known for being brief&#8230;) First things first, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=748&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 20:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(sort of.) The Results Show! Yesterday I said I have big news and I gave you the most ridiculous clue ever, which will all come together in the next few days. I don&#8217;t have time for an entire post today so the explanation will have to wait but I can say this&#8230;. and also this&#8230;. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=744&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>We&#8217;re going to the Chapel. Eventually.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/05/24/were-going-to-the-chapel-eventually/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 01:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m coming back, with no promises of superior writing and/or discipline, but I&#8217;m coming back. I just need to write. I&#8217;ve been lurking around reading about all of your fine adventures this past week. (I&#8217;m talking to you, state hopping Ally and you, cwab cwacking Salt! And the Fab Bitch and Christine and so, so [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=734&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>about another run&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/04/22/about-another-run/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/04/22/about-another-run/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 17:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Big Sister]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Losing the Cow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Running]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you know you do it too]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i should probably quit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[right up there is a bold faced lie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i'm running in a 5K because...]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=732</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello, again! Something happened and because my sister, bless her humor, loves my funny blogs, she practically begged for me to write about it. What&#8217;s more, I&#8217;m going to preface this post by saying&#8230; Big Sister, you asked for it! And that I love you. A whole shit ton. So here&#8217;s what happened. I exercised. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=732&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>I&#8217;m not gone, just temporarily lost&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/04/07/im-not-gone-just-temporarily-lost/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/04/07/im-not-gone-just-temporarily-lost/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Heart on My Sleeve]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=715</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know you&#8217;ve been gone too long when you get emails about not posting. Oops? Not really oops, more like, I&#8217;m deep in thought. The best way I can put this into words is with another one of my oddball analogies that make complete sense to me and make you raise your eyebrows. But it&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=715&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Formspring Friday</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/03/19/formspring-friday/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/03/19/formspring-friday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Formspring Friday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i'm a bad habit kind of girl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[innie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[outie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[VOTE]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=713</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the first installment of Formspring Friday where you ask, I tell and then you laugh at me for being a giant dork. Sounds fair to me. Let&#8217;s get started. What is your most unattractive habit? Okay, scratch dork, add disgusting fool. I burp. I burp loud. So loud, I could beat a man [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=713&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>BIRTHDAY and a Bandwagon</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/03/18/birthday-and-a-bandwagon/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/03/18/birthday-and-a-bandwagon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BIRTHDAY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Formspring Friday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aw moments]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cheesecake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drooooid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flowers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hiking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i told you so]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[it's love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the silver box]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=697</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m jumping on a bandwagon and I don&#8217;t care who knows it. I&#8217;ve recently read some really hilarious (also thought provoking) questions over at After &#8216;I Do&#8217; and Minnesota Meets California and darn it, I wanna play!!! I&#8217;ve also been trying to think of something creative to do for a themed Friday. Hello, Formspring Friday. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=697&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">CIMG2208</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">pin the tail on the donkey</media:title>
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		<title>I&#8217;m 1/4 Irish.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/03/17/im-14-irish/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/03/17/im-14-irish/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guest Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Just Another Bibelot Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BIRTHDAY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guest blogger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[just wait you'll love this]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[short and sweet]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=691</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I promise I have not fallen off the planet again. I&#8217;m just slightly teetering. I&#8217;ve had a lot going on this week and I could give you a laundry list of excuses but that&#8217;s lame. Luckily for me and for you I am guest blogging over at Salt&#8217;s blog today. A list of things to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=691&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">kallaydoscope</media:title>
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		<title>Three Days of Twenty Seven</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/03/11/three-days-of-twenty-seven/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/03/11/three-days-of-twenty-seven/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BIRTHDAY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[faith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[learning]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lessons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[patience]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=686</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[People often wonder why I&#8217;m in my late twenties and still fall over myself with excitement about my birthday. To me, BIRTHDAY is a holiday. (Yes, even yours!) I look more forward to my birthday than I do New Year&#8217;s Day. Why? Because every day is a new day, every week a new week, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=686&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">kallaydoscope</media:title>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Bitch Fab! (And overwhelmed&#8230;)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/03/10/im-bitch-fab-and-overwhelmed/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/03/10/im-bitch-fab-and-overwhelmed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Just Another Bibelot Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[overwhelmed]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=682</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Fabulous Bitch that writes The Joys of My Splintered Life in Smalltown thinks so anyway! Her poetry and writing are so inspiring and so right on point. If you haven&#8217;t already, go check out her blog and for the love of bitching, leave her a comment. In reality, I&#8217;m probably one of the nicest [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=682&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Friday Bride-day! (The Long Lost Rehearsal Post)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/03/10/friday-bride-day-the-long-lost-rehearsal-post/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/03/10/friday-bride-day-the-long-lost-rehearsal-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:51:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ashland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i had half painted big toes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medford]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rehearsal dinner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[too bad pot is still illegal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=677</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I know I&#8217;m a slacker. The wedding was a month ago and I&#8217;m just now getting to the Rehearsal Day. Whoopsie Daisies. Thing is&#8230; sometimes blog inspiration strikes and you just can&#8217;t leave it alone. Like&#8230; guys who date 100 girls in 100 days. How does one leave that alone? Or&#8230; the man of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=677&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>100 Girls in 100 Days Project: FAIL</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/25/100-girls-in-100-days-project-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/25/100-girls-in-100-days-project-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[100 girls in 100 days]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[this is boo shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you're mad Travis]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=674</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m feeling a long post coming on. You&#8217;ve been warned. Or congratulated. Whichever you prefer, really. The blog I am about to dismantle and over analyze I came across on another blog that I read called Hooking Up Smart. Susan has some fantastic advice and is usually spot on when it comes to dating. She [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=674&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>44</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>I&#8217;m *so* Not Wearing That!!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/23/im-so-not-wearing-that/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/23/im-so-not-wearing-that/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 03:15:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business and Motivation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Caroline]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CoffeeTalk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fashion please don'ts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i don't look good in mustard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i love julius]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not wearing that]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF are they thinking?]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=671</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I really have nothing interesting to say today. Okay, yes I do. But it&#8217;s not pretty. I&#8217;m having a minor meltdown re: fashion. I understand that fashion is supposed to repeat itself. I understand that the 80&#8242;s are supposed to be &#8220;in&#8221; this year. But Christ on a Cupcake! The 80s weren&#8217;t even &#8220;in&#8221; in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=671&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>25</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">kallaydoscope</media:title>
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		<title>Monday Mosaic</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/22/monday-mosaic-2/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/22/monday-mosaic-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Monday Mosaic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[congratulations sarah!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dream boy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fishing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i'll probably never volunteer to be DD ever again just sayin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Just up outta bed put my peeps on]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olympics Peeps]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PAUSE DRINK]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peep Goes the Weezle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peeps Diorama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scatter brained ruhTARD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sure you can have ANOTHER vial of my blood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Lady Bloggers Society]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whip It good]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=668</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have too much on the brain to do a one hit wonder today so here we go with another Monday Mosaic. (It is Monday, right?) I don&#8217;t even know where to start. I feel like I&#8217;ve got Jiffy Pop in the skull. First of all, I had to say this AGAIN, because I&#8217;m just [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=668&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>My Anyway Friend</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/19/my-anyway-friend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 04:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babies come from the vagina in case you never had the talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[my mom is blonde]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=665</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I promise I will finish up the next couple of days of the wedding recap but this was *too good* to not post about. I&#8217;m an addict when it comes to Thursday night TV.  Desperate Housewives I love, but can miss and watch online and be okay.  Grey&#8217;s Anatomy and Private Practice?  Not so much. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=665&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Blue Eyes and Boobs!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/18/blue-eyes-and-boobs/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/18/blue-eyes-and-boobs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 06:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Just Another Bibelot Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blue eyes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coffee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eggplant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fishing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i win]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lake Michigan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you win]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=658</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I think I&#8217;m starting to get it.  Y&#8217;all think I&#8217;m pretty! Beautiful even! And Glamorous!  I&#8217;m all blue/green/gray eyes and boobies!  What&#8217;s more&#8230; I have brains!  What&#8217;s not to love? So I was completely touched and went all goo-goo ga-ga when Shelli at Minnesota Meets California was all&#8230; &#8220;You&#8217;re Beautiful!&#8221; *aw*  First of all, Shelli [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=658&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>24</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>T&#8221;her&#8221;sday: It was very Bridaly.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/16/thersday-it-was-very-bridaly/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/16/thersday-it-was-very-bridaly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bachelorette Party Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm so expecting to be drunk on my Bachelorette party but not strippers please!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oh Holy Mother of God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trailer Park Party Time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF!?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yoga]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=655</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So we left off with my swollen feet and a cake that stole my pretty. I woke up early on Thursday, like every other day of the wedding week, wanting needing coffee, my feet still hurt to walk on, and my head was about to explode. It was Bridal Shower/Bachelorette Party Day! I got ready [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=655&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Happy Blog Boyfriend: A billet-doux for you&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/15/happy-blog-boyfriend-a-billet-doux-for-you/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/15/happy-blog-boyfriend-a-billet-doux-for-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 01:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guest Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heart on My Sleeve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=647</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a day late and a dollar short&#8230; sorry) I love today. It&#8217;s my favorite holiday by a mile. I get to tell all of the people I love how much and why. Yes, I can do it every day and I totally do, but I love that there is an entire day [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=647&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Low Tide&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/14/low-tide/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/14/low-tide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 04:39:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating DisASSters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holidays]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=650</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I had another blog written. All I can say is change of plans, tailspin&#8230;. whatever. I&#8217;m so happy I have a fantastic family and some awesome friends. I have an amazing dog who has been and always will be my favorite Valentine. My favorite holiday&#8230; What can I say? I just love&#8230; love. I guest [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=650&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Guest Blogger Holler!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/12/guest-blogger-holler/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/12/guest-blogger-holler/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 03:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guest Blogging]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=645</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m playing guest blogger over at Sarah&#8217;s today! Tomorrow I will recap Thursday from Wedding Week: The Bridal Shower and The Bachelorette Party&#8230; it was quite an experience, there was a trailer park involved&#8230; Oh funniness. See you tomorrow loves!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=645&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Double Postin&#8217; Foo&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/11/double-postin-foo/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/11/double-postin-foo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 00:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[awards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blog love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i'm a master]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=640</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was going to throw this into THE Wedding Cake post, but it deserves its own plot of land so&#8230; there it is. I&#8217;m not exactly known for my short posts either. This will break it up for you in case you&#8217;re pressed for time. And let&#8217;s face it, we&#8217;re American (mostly) and we&#8217;re always [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=640&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>An Award: Most Useful Bridesmaid</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/11/an-award-most-useful-bridesmaid/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/11/an-award-most-useful-bridesmaid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FoodFodder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cake bakery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eff Word]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[four letter words]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guest blogger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THE Cake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the friendly uncle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word of the day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF am I thinking?]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=628</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It was Wednesday. The sun was shining. The wind was cold. I was mostly alone in the house. And I woke up just in time to rouse the chickens. This is the craptastic thing about flying west when you live east. Technically you gain three hours. But technically you&#8217;re also going to bed at 3 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=628&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">CIMG2136</media:title>
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		<title>Day Two of the Wedding Hullabaloo</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/10/day-two-of-the-wedding-hullabaloo/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/10/day-two-of-the-wedding-hullabaloo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[and who do you think you are medford?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idiots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ignorance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage license]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awesome cat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i am always in trouble]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God Knot Ceremony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[don't blink you'll miss medford]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[it's too bad they didn't sell champagne to go with the glasses]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=612</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I arrived in sunny (cold) Medford, Oregon to Missy and her hubby Ryan, which was a surprise! I thought her parents were picking me up at the airport.  I was sleepy looking and bloated from riding on airplanes without water (which lasted ALL WEEK&#8230; thanks United/Delta!), I was miserable and looked it.  I couldn&#8217;t even [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=612&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>They Found True Love</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/05/they-found-true-love/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/02/05/they-found-true-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[airports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[and who do you think you are medford?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[assholes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heavy bags]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not a spec of free wi-fi to be found]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[san fran be damned]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=603</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, okay!!! I&#8217;m back! I finally have enough brain cells built back up after 30 hours (or was it the whole week?) of being awake to recount the fabulous, albeit sleepless, week in Oregon. As I sit here with my sleepy old man I shall recount part one of my wedding/traveling experience. (Who, by the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=603&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/cimg2052.jpg?w=225" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">CIMG2052</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/cimg2051.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">CIMG2051</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/cimg2054.jpg?w=225" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">CIMG2054</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/cimg2053.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">CIMG2053</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/cimg2050.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">CIMG2050</media:title>
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		<title>Layovers Blow</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/31/layovers-blow/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/31/layovers-blow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=600</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;m back&#8230;.sort of. I&#8217;m sitting in the Vegas airport. Laid over. Hung over. Just&#8230; over. For thirteen God-forsaken, freak-filled, Starbucks coffee overloaded fucking hours. It&#8217;s been a long exhausting really fantastic week. I can&#8217;t wait to tell you all about it. Things like Mayan Calendar readings. Bachelorette party what the fucks. And why I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=600&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
	
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		<item>
		<title>Kallay goes west. And east and south and north&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/29/kallay-goes-west-and-east-and-south-and-north/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/29/kallay-goes-west-and-east-and-south-and-north/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Salt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guest blogger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how in the hell am i going to go without internet for a week?]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=553</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello?? Is there anyone in here? *crickets* Oh good, she’s gone. *door slams* Oomph! Salt! Shhh!!! You’re going to wake up Hercules! Sorry…I tripped. On WHAT? Um…it looks like Oliver? It’s OK, Ally…he’s wrapped up all burrito baby in her Snuggie  and clutching the Les Miserables soundtrack. *sniff* And he smells like cotton candy martinis. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=553&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">Salt</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/pinkline.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">pinkline</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/pinkline.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">pinkline</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kallayviking.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">kallayviking</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/pinkline.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">pinkline</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kallayshowgirl1.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">kallayshowgirl</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kallaylion.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">kallaylion</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/pinkline.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">pinkline</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kallaydrag2.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">kallaydrag</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/alcatraz1.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Alcatraz1</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kallayprison.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">kallayprison</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/pinkline.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">pinkline</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kallaygoat.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">kallaygoat</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/ace_of_cakes.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">ace_of_cakes</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/pinkline.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">pinkline</media:title>
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		<title>Caroline&#8217;s Ode to Kallay and the Little Blue Car</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/27/carolines-ode-to-kallay-and-the-little-blue-car/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/27/carolines-ode-to-kallay-and-the-little-blue-car/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 03:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>carobearista</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Caroline]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Just Another Bibelot Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oliver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peanut (the broken ass car)]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=539</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the keys to good writing is to target the audience, yes? Yes. Well, I have to admit: I’m at a bit of a loss right now.  As far as I know, this little blog of Kallay’s projects into the Great Beyond to a sea of mythical humans who live everywhere and nowhere.  So [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=539&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">carobearista</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/img_18322.jpg?w=225" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Caroline and Kallay</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/img_18881.jpg?w=225" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Little Blue Car</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/img_19071.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">65,000 miles</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/img_1624.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">LBC</media:title>
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		<title>What a tease&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/25/what-a-tease/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/25/what-a-tease/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.wordpress.com/?p=164</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is some blog love! I&#8217;m probably getting ready to leave for the airport about now and wringing my sweaty hands and hoping I didn&#8217;t forget to pack anything. Tomorrow at this time I&#8217;ll probably still be sleeping after flying all day today. I checked for free WiFi in the airports and of course mine [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=164&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
	
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		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/uh-oh.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">uh oh</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/ow.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">ow</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/no.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">no</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/aw.jpg?w=254" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">aw</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/retard.jpg?w=275" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">retard</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/fountain.jpg?w=225" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">fountain</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/samarai.jpg?w=225" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">samarai</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/half-something.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">half something</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/fart.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">fart</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/pigtails.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">pigtails</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/what-now.jpg?w=225" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">what now</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/weee.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">weee</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/famous-face.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">famous face</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cheese.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">cheese</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/owie.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">owie</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/monkey.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">monkey</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/scary-goat.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">scary goat</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/retard-fail.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">retard fail</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/shit.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">shit</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/professional.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">professional</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/ah.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">ah</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/really-ow.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">really ow</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kitty.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">kitty</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/meow.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">meow</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/gazelles.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">gazelles</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/hawt.jpg?w=225" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">hawt</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/wow.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">wow</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/facebook.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">facebook</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/caroline.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">caroline</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/tease-me.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">tease me</media:title>
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		<item>
		<title>Do I really have to turn my iPod off for this?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/24/497/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/24/497/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Caroline]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hair and Makeup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[air travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[airports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flotation devices]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how in the hell am i going to go without internet for a week?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[makeup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[missy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poll results]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[polls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weight gain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weight loss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weight loss motivation]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=497</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In exactly 24 hours, I will be sitting in the cabin of a plane next to one of God&#8217;s stranger creations and being told that I need to turn my iPod off and pay attention to the stewardess demonstrating the intricacies of seat belt fastening. Ya know, because I don&#8217;t use one everyday when I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=497&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">kallaydoscope</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/makeup-idea.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Curly</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/makeup-idea-41.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">dark eyes, rosy lips</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/dark-eyes-with-rosy-lips.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">dark eyes with rosy lips2</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/dark-eyes-with-rosy-lips-2.jpg?w=288" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">dark eyes with rosy lips 2</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/dark-eyes-with-rosy-lips-3.jpg?w=194" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">dark eyes with rosy lips 3</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/wedding-cake-6.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
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		<item>
		<title>Um&#8230; Just Kidding?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/22/um-just-kidding/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/22/um-just-kidding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating DisASSters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Just Another Bibelot Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cool! why didn't i think of that?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating mishaps]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shopping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sick]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=492</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry guys, no date tonight. I&#8217;m sick and rockin&#8217; my lounging gear, accessorizing with kleenex, Emergen-C and some killer Zinc lozenges. I&#8217;m like, so hot. Anyway, in lieu of my exciting date news I thought I would share some other exciting (to me) news that will not even come close to making up for a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=492&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">kallaydoscope</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/sarcasm-mark.png" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">sarcasm mark</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/water-bottle.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">water bottle</media:title>
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	</item>
		<item>
		<title>A Bibelot Blog</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/21/a-bibelot-blog/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/21/a-bibelot-blog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Just Another Bibelot Blog]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[air travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[airports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[books are heavy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eff Word]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guest blogger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how in the hell am i going to go without internet for a week?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[luggage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[makeup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[period]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prayer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ridiculous nightmares]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weight loss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weight loss motivation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word of the day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF am I thinking?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by today&#8217;s word of the day: bibelot, meaning, a trinket or a small decorative object without practical utility. Yep, that&#8217;s what today&#8217;s blog is. A big ol&#8217; useless blob of crap. Ok, not crap. Maybe, useless information? Or just a whole lot of rambling because my cranium is crammed with To Do Lists and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=490&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>The Great Beauty Trials of 2010 (or Kallay Goes to a Wedding!)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/19/the-great-beauty-trials-of-2010-or-kallay-goes-to-a-wedding/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/19/the-great-beauty-trials-of-2010-or-kallay-goes-to-a-wedding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hair and Makeup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bridesmaid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how in the hell am i going to go without internet for a week?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[makeup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[polls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[voting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alright ladies! (and fashionable gentlemen!) Let the voting begin! You will have until Sunday, January 24th at 12 pm (not am) which will allow me time to post your choices before I leave and possibly not have internet for a week. (Which I have vowed to not have a mental breakdown over, even though I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=468&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">CIMG2033</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">CIMG2035</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">CIMG2034</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">French Twist</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">French Twist 2</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">French Twist 3</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Curly</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/makeup-idea-4.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Straight with Swoopy Bangs</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cimg1998.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Black Eyeliner, Red Lips</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">black eyeliner, red lips, two</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">black eyeliner close</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">purple and red</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/makeup-idea-41.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">dark eyes, rosy lips</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">me and missy</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/makeup-idea.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Curly</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/hair-idea.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">gold, purple and nude</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cimg1942.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">CIMG1942</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cimg1945.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">CIMG1945</media:title>
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		<media:content url="http://kallaydoscope.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cimg1936.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">CIMG1936</media:title>
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		<title>I Needed This and You Probably Do Too! (you just don&#8217;t know it yet)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/16/you-need-this/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/16/you-need-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 17:04:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business and Motivation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CoffeeTalk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heart on My Sleeve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ideas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[money]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motivation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[passion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personality types]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SITS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=464</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m so motivated, I could explode. I&#8217;m literally bouncing in my barstool as I type this. Ladies, gentlemen, gentleladies&#8230;. Shannon posted a fantastic article today on SITS about blogging motivation. I didn&#8217;t know I needed it until I watched this video: Have you ever had an idea that popped into your head and you thought [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=464&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Girl Fail</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/16/girl-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/16/girl-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 05:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Disaster Relief]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hair woes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Haiti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prayer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF am I thinking?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve really driven home the point this week, I think, that I am failing Girl. For one, shouldn&#8217;t I be able to find shoes?  Don&#8217;t we have some sort of built in shoe-dar that hones in on cute shoes on sale? We get all giddy and hoppy and call our friends, relatives, and one night [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=460&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Wedding Woos and Woes</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/14/wedding-woos-and-woes/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/14/wedding-woos-and-woes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 01:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[awards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beauty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blogirls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FoodFodder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fuckin' feet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[giveaways]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i'm going to freeze my ass off i know it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[makeup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[old school]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Shopping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, I have a little bit of housekeeping to do! (Or a lot because I&#8217;m a slacker with a capital LAZY.) A couple of things you should be aware of: Jamie @ Oh! How Lovely! is nominated for all kinds of awards over on 20 Something Bloggers. (Yeah, I caved because I wanted [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=454&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">kallaydoscope</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">circle-of-friends-award</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">dress</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">sugar olive branches</media:title>
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		<title>Lab Rat for a Day</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/13/lab-rat-for-a-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[CoffeeTalk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FoodFodder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oliver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eff Word]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girlie parts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i'm not really a lab rat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shaving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shopping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[swoop and scoop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word of the day]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=452</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it&#8217;s that time of year again. I haven&#8217;t had my annual in 2 years so I guess it&#8217;s now become my every other annual. I feel bad about this. I&#8217;m one of those women who fervently believes no matter how poor you are, you still need to have your swoop &#38; scoop. (I need [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=452&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>24</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Monday Mosaic</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/11/monday-mosaic/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/11/monday-mosaic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BookPile]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FoodFodder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Furkids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Losing the Cow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madeline (the kitteh)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Monday Mosaic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weight loss motivation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weight loss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word of the day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the ridiculous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Give and Learn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV Addict]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cellphone throwdown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ill]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fuzzy slippers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flagiWHAT]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i wish i could have walked around pantsless on the El in Chicago]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My thoughts are meandering once again and so I welcome you to yet another, Monday Mosaic. The morning started off rather violently with a cellphone volume set on HI! rather than good morning sweet princess ears, we don&#8217;t want to disturb you but you may or may not have a phone call. So, that was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=450&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>It even hurts to type&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/08/it-even-hurts-to-type/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/08/it-even-hurts-to-type/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hercules (mine, not the Disney freak)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Losing the Cow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madeline (the kitteh)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peanut (the broken ass car)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eff Word]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jiliian Michaels is Hitler reincarnate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peanut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Red Wine Cookies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weight loss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weight loss motivation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF am I thinking?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[About 2 months ago, when I was all boo hoo, eat, boo hoo, eat&#8230; my sister recommended that I try Jillian Michaels&#8217; 30 Day Shred DVD. I live in the country; running out here is preposterous and life threatening, not to mention dull. I wanted to work out to feel better but really had no [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=446&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Win Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/06/i-win-wed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been an odd couple of days around here. So I turtled up, went into my atelier, shut the heavy wooden door, locked it tight and read everyone else&#8217;s blogs instead. To recap: Hercules swallowed (whole) a rawhide bone and is now moping around the house with a giant lump of goo in his stomach, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=431&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Monday Mosaic</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/04/my-monday-mosaic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have too much going on in my head today to form a coherent, thought provoking post. Hence.. My Monday Mosaic! A Mosaic of things around the web today that I found interesting or exciting or just. plain. funny. First of all&#8230; I am pleased to announce that I have received another award. Another award [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=413&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Little French Toast Between Friends</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/03/a-little-french-toast-between-friends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 20:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=376</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re snowed in again, or I should say, some more.  Old Man Winter has staked his claim on Southwest Michigan and seems to be staying for the duration.  3 days and 18 inches of fluffy white stuff scattered about; we have ourselves quite the Winter Wonderland. Good thing I finally found some boots, although&#8230; I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=376&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Twenty Ten: The Year of the Pen (Or, Things I Intend to Accomplish)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/01/twenty-ten-the-year-of-the-pen-or-things-i-intend-to-accomplish/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2010/01/01/twenty-ten-the-year-of-the-pen-or-things-i-intend-to-accomplish/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 01:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I hugged and kissed my friends in the parking lot last New Year&#8217;s Eve, I didn&#8217;t know what my fate was to be by the end of 2009, I just knew that I was determined to not let 2008 have its encore in the coming year. I scrambled my way through 2009, learning lessons, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=370&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What a Decade! What a Year!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/31/what-a-decade-what-a-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve read so many posts about the end of this year and after watching the morning news I realized, it&#8217;s also the end of a decade. A decade. Ten years that have flown by like a blink in time. So full of history and memories. For me, for this country and for the world. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=341&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>(almost) Wordless Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/31/almost-wordless-wednesday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:27:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kallaydoscope.com/?p=342</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In all of the hullabaloo that was Christmas this year, I promised a post about Christmas cookies&#8230; and I FORGOT! Oh, the shame.  So, taking a cue from Mrs. Allyson and her hilarious cat, I present you with my (almost) Wordless Wednesday Christmas Recap featuring the Neon Christmas Cookies. (There are crowns and shoes and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=342&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Before Baking</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">COOKIES</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Shoe Cookies</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Crown Cookies</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Sisters</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Sisters2</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Me and Gram 2</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">The girls</media:title>
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		<title>Blotting My Brow</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/29/blotting-my-brow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a minor (hands-shaking-over-the-mouse-major) freak out, I clicked the import button and thank my lucky stars&#8230; everything was moved successfully. Oh, WordPress, I&#8217;m in love. However, I can&#8217;t find a background that I love, so this is what we have from now until March when I spring for the big girl blog and have someone [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=306&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I need help. And widgets.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/28/i-need-help-and-widgets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had an epiphany. Or rather, I read something disturbing. Or possibly both simultaneously. Blogger apparently owns all of my content. (and yours too, if you&#8217;re a blogger blogger.) That&#8217;s right. At any given moment they could shut me (or you) down and never have another thought about it. So I bit the bullet I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=3&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hello world!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/28/hello-world/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/28/hello-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WordPress&#8230;.  oh boy.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=1&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&quot;Every time a bell rings&#8230;&quot;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/24/every-time-a-bell-rings/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/24/every-time-a-bell-rings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was all prepared to write about my neon Christmas cookies and how they might possibly be more than able to glow in the dark, but then I remembered about another post I needed to write and decided on that instead. My friend Ally over at Magnolias and Mimosas posted a blog about the reality [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=166&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>What have *I* been doing?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/23/what-have-i-been-doing/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/23/what-have-i-been-doing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 03:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I made a promise to myself that I would not blog until I finished my essays for school. I&#8217;m done with one and the other is in my head, it just needs to be written down. Also, I wrote another article (since it&#8217;s been a month). Here&#8217;s the link&#8230;Coffee&#8217;s Crappy Side: Kopi Luwak and Jacu [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=165&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Come on, Get Happy!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/17/come-on-get-happy/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/17/come-on-get-happy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 08:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a winner! And Lauren (Salt) at Salt Says&#8230; said so! First, I finally found a recipe for chocolate chip cookies with wine in them. Remember THAT day? So random&#8230; So stupid&#8230; So typical of my days&#8230; Anyway, Lauren said that &#8220;I win at the internet.&#8221; (!!!!) And then she gave me this fancy schmancy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=163&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>I bet you won&#8217;t complain about decorating ever again&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/15/i-bet-you-wont-complain-about-decorating-ever-again/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/15/i-bet-you-wont-complain-about-decorating-ever-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know Macy&#8217;s, that department store? They throw a cute little parade every year? Mmhm, if you put our living room in their furniture department, no one would be the wiser. We are fighting off the Grinch, stopping Scrooge in his tracks, even, yep, I&#8217;ll say it, Martha Stewart would be proud! I haven&#8217;t been [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=162&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&quot;Oh, Oviler&#8230;&quot;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/10/oh-oviler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Oliver (or Oviler, as I like to call him) and I met we took one look at each other (me wishing he wasn&#8217;t gay because gosh, he&#8217;s cute. and look at those glasses! him tallying up how much my outfit didn&#8217;t cost and admiring my great hair and crazy blue eyes) and became insta-friends [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=159&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Boot Scootin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/10/boot-scootin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t call it &#8220;The Mitten&#8221; for nothing. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, we are firm believers of the &#8220;Four Season Theory&#8221; and participate (almost) every year. The summers here are hot and humid, allowing for such activities as water skiing, boating and tanning the hide. Autumn is perfect for apple picking in your favorite long [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=158&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Christmas Card (not sent)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/09/the-christmas-card-not-sent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a Merry SITSmas! (SITS = a blogging community for women) And staying with tradition we are posting Christmas cards for all of our internets to see. Only problem is&#8230; I don&#8217;t mail Christmas cards. I&#8217;m single, I have a dog who eludes me when the camera is out and I want a team photo, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=157&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Thanksgiving Pot Pie</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/12/06/thanksgiving-pot-pie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 04:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had boat loads of leftovers and there was no way I was going to be able to eat them all before they went bad. So&#8230;throw them away? No. Dog? No. Casserole? No. POT PIE!? Yes! I was trying to figure out how to use the rest of the mashed potatoes and stuffing and a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=156&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ever Forward, Ever Faithful</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/11/30/ever-forward-ever-faithful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re so glad you missed it, if in fact you did miss it. I&#8217;ll be brief. We broke up. I lost it, like LOST. IT. I&#8217;ve parted ways with so many things in the past two months that I finally hit rock bottom with a thunderous thump. It was nasty. Flu-like symptoms, felt like my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=154&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How To: Pie Crust (I&#8217;m no Martha June buuuut I make a nice pie!)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/11/25/how-to-pie-crust-im-no-martha-june-buuuut-i-make-a-nice-pie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the day before Thanksgiving and people all over America are stocking up on Turkeys, potatoes, and Xanax. Worrying whether their 140 pound turkey will fit into their Easy Bake sized oven and if they bought enough wine to forget to care. Planning out place settings, family football pools and Me? I&#8217;m all set. I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=153&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yeah, Good Idea&#8230;comparing my life to an airport.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/11/25/yeah-good-idea-comparing-my-life-to-an-airport/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your Daily Horoscope: November 24, 2009Pisces Feb. 19 &#8211; Mar 20 (Wrong Sign?)Some series of events has come to an end Pisces, because the signs are clear that a new path is opening for you. Right now, all you need to change your life for the better is the courage to take the first step, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=152&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Not In My Double Helix!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/11/22/not-in-my-double-helix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mom called me one day. Mom: &#8220;Hi Honey!&#8221; Me:&#8221;Hiiii. How are you?&#8221; (Knowing that this amount of enthusiasm is always a sign that I should have just let it go to voice mail.) Mom: &#8220;Good! I&#8217;m going to do my kitchen RED!&#8221; (She&#8217;s very excited and I&#8217;m just frightened. My mom has a thing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=151&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lost: Give me an L!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/11/12/lost-give-me-an-l/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oops. Here&#8217;s the thing, I really badly want a library card. I need freebies in my life. I probably (let&#8217;s face it, I do) qualify for food stamps but I&#8217;m unsure if I want to journey across that bridge after what I endured today. When I moved back to Michigan I changed my address because [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=150&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Unemployment: The Mental Health Professional&#8217;s Wet Dream</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/11/10/unemployment-the-mental-health-professionals-wet-dream/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This whole unemployment gig is much like the dating scene, I whine everyday about wanting someone to call me back. Sometimes I don&#8217;t even like the job, I just want them to like me. Sounds pitiful but come to my world and you will quickly realize the full potential of your insecurities. Looking for a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=149&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>An Old Inspiration</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/11/07/an-old-inspiration/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s relevant. I love it. But I need a change on this page. So out with the old and awesome, and in with the new and more(!)awesome. I will not flinch in the face of sacrifice, Hesitate in the presence of procrastination, Negotiate at the table of fear, Ponder at the pool of popularity, Or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=148&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Unemployment: Stay at Home Daughter</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/11/05/unemployment-stay-at-home-daughter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Disclaimer: I love my mother. That is all.) I recently changed my employment status on Facebook to say this: Stay At Home Daughter cooking, baking, cleaning, trash girl, bartender, applying for real jobs, applying for crappy jobs, lawn chick (does not rake), designated driver, laundering, entertaining, knitting, reading, writing, eating all the good food (snacks, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=147&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Unemployment: The Beginning</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/11/05/unemployment-the-beginning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[15.3% That&#8217;s my state&#8217;s unemployment rate. Granted, I became unemployed when I was forced to quit my job in Tennessee so really it&#8217;s their problem. But I live in Michigan now and I can honestly say that there are no jobs in the town I am living in. If I want a job (not even [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=146&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&quot;the gays&quot;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/11/05/the-gays/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[apparently i&#8217;m a lesbian. or at least that&#8217;s what a mysterious, yet to be discovered, person i used to work with thought. if you&#8217;ve read anything in this blog, you know this to be false. but ba-scuuuuuse me for being affectionate with my friends in public. girls do weird stuff with each other all the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=145&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pregnancy Loss Remembrance Day</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/10/15/pregnancy-loss-remembrance-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this hour, I remember you. Rest Peacefully. Love, Mommy<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=144&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>an exercise in writing</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/10/04/an-exercise-in-writing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 03:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m bored and need something to get my mind off of it. &#8220;it&#8221; is many things at the moment and i just don&#8217;t want to think about them. it&#8217;s mostly reality or at least my perception of it and just for a while, i want to ignore it. so here we go&#8230; the exercise starts [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=143&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i found love in chicago&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/09/13/i-found-love-in-chicago/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes. Love. True, passionate, engaging, mouth watering, deliciously wonderful love. His name is Julius Meinl. And his manager&#8217;s name is Conner. And tonight&#8230; I had the most beautiful coffee experience of my life because of these two gentlemen. From the moment I walked into this coffee shop I knew I would want to sit and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=142&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>things that should not occur during the week you quit smoking&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/09/11/things-that-should-not-occur-during-the-week-you-quit-smoking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Oil changes that cost $400 due to new required tires. 2. Fighting. Of any kind. Including&#8230; friends, boyfriend, mother, dog, neighbors, distributors, bosses, etc. 3. Ex boyfriend sending weird texts. 4. Old stalkers making another appearance. 5. Bill payments&#8230; especially the kind that have potential to make your account negative. 6. Bombardment of work. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=141&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Coffee and Cheese? (an article submission&#8230; oo! fancy!)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/09/06/coffee-and-cheese-an-article-submission-oo-fancy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 05:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We often think of coffee as company for our dessert plate, something bitter to break the sweet. But I recently discovered that coffee can break the back of just about anything rich, including cheese! Imagine your favorite cheese, maybe it&#8217;s velvety and slightly sweet, or sharp and requires a little bit of dental work. Now, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=140&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>go go gadget patience!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/08/27/go-go-gadget-patience/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this shit is for the birds. i have the patience of a saint when it comes to people. but i am admittedly hands down the most impatient person when it comes to surprises (that i know about), call backs and waiting in general. i just suck at it. i have recently decided that watching my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=138&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>dear indiana,</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/08/27/dear-indiana/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you make road trips painful. maybe you could pick a speed limit? somewhere in the middle of 60 and 35? it&#8217;s just a suggestion. my brakes are hurting from going 60 to 45 to 55 to 35 to 60 to 45 to 35 to 30 (??) for about a mile back to 55. it&#8217;s so [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=137&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>scrapin&#8217; up bunnies</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/08/12/scrapin-up-bunnies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[alright&#8230; here&#8217;s the run down. i had a bad experience. the whole of tuesday was a bad experience really. it was just endless bad hour after bad hour. so bad, i was starting to think that maybe it wasn&#8217;t tuesday after all. maybe it really was monday and God was just fucking with me. but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=136&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>mind vomit&#8230; more like dry heeves</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/08/10/mind-vomit-more-like-dry-heeves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 08:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[needing to get all of this out somewhere but i don&#8217;t know a foreign enough language for it to be acceptable for the public eye. don&#8217;t want anyone to know, but i need it out of my head resting somewhere other than in between the folds of sanity that are left. starting to feel a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=135&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It is unacceptable for the crazy alarm to go off before my second cup of coffee&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/07/17/it-is-unacceptable-for-the-crazy-alarm-to-go-off-before-my-second-cup-of-coffee/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/07/17/it-is-unacceptable-for-the-crazy-alarm-to-go-off-before-my-second-cup-of-coffee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;but it didn&#8217;t adhere to this very important rule this morning. No it sure didn&#8217;t! iT and I decided to save the earth this morning and car pool. Well, that was handy!! Turned out, we had to use some major team work this morning. My opener slept in because she is (like the rest of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=134&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>kroger. 10 pm. beware.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/07/16/kroger-10-pm-beware/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/07/16/kroger-10-pm-beware/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So today was a pretty crap day. I slept an hour and a half last night. My glasses have evaporated into thin air. Work just suuu-u-u-ucked. So I came home, had a leftover spaghetti snack, and moped. Then roomie came home, we chatted, decided on sonic for dinner and i wanted ice cream!! (oh i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=133&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the walk of shame is sometimes done in front of a mirror</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/07/13/the-walk-of-shame-is-sometimes-done-in-front-of-a-mirror/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 04:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i love and sort of hate when i read something that is so completely me. i love it because i don&#8217;t feel like a loony bin contestant anymore due to the fact that somewhere out there is a person who can relate. i hate it because most of the time it&#8217;s an unflattering look in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=132&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>calling all fleas, ticks, bees and wtf is THAT!?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/07/08/calling-all-fleas-ticks-bees-and-wtf-is-that/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/07/08/calling-all-fleas-ticks-bees-and-wtf-is-that/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a problem&#8230; I think bugs are following me. I know. I KNOW! Ok? But hear me out. The cafe that I manage suddenly has flies. Lots of flies. They&#8217;re everywhere. The floor is clean, the grease trap is clean, everything is CLEAN. I&#8217;m anal. Trust me. It&#8217;s clean. But the flies&#8230; oh my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=130&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hello Rock! Hello Hard Place!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/06/19/hello-rock-hello-hard-place/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rock: What&#8217;s the thing we&#8217;re squishing? Hard Place: Oh, that&#8217;s just Kallay. Rock: Do you think we should give her a break? Hard Place: Naaaah! She always climbs over us anyway. She&#8217;ll figure it out. Rock: I hope so! She&#8217;s turning blue! Hard Place: And red! WOW! Rock: I know right? Cool! Hard Place: Lean [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=129&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ya know&#8230; or not.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/06/14/ya-know-or-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[well&#8230;. it&#8217;s over over. done and done. apparently he was also an ass wipe. but he had an awesome marketing team and a great sales pitch. and pretty packaging. the problem is that once i finally got the damn thing opened&#8230; it was the same shit inside. cheater cheater pumpkin eater. had a girlfriend but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=128&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>He did it again&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/06/10/he-did-it-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I ASKED FOR I asked for strength andGod gave me difficulties to make me strongI asked for wisdom andGod gave me problems to solveI asked for prosperity andGod gave me brawn and brain to workI asked for courage andGod gave me dangers to overcomeI asked for patience andGod placed me in situations where I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=127&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>love came without permission and other interesting updates</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/05/24/love-came-without-permission-and-other-interesting-updates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 23:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[like my coworker who hides behinds the bookcases to cleverly scare the shit out of me when i arrive at my place of employment&#8230; love snuck up on me. after going through a 24 pack of 2 ply triple roll ass wipes, i have finally given myself over to someone who will treat me as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=126&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Random Acts of Kindness Get You a FREE Drink!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/03/19/random-acts-of-kindness-get-you-a-free-drink/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I went to Starbucks today (I KNOW alright!? I KNOW) and was waiting in the drive through with my happy little gift card. I got it for Christmas and still have yet to use it simply because I&#8217;m not a huge fan and I get 38 cent coffee at work that is so much [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=125&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>As if I need another nickname&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/03/19/as-if-i-need-another-nickname/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/03/19/as-if-i-need-another-nickname/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know the drill. Copy the note and change the answers to suit yourself. Tag the person who tagged you first, and pass it on! 1.YOUR REAL NAME:Kallay Anna Carr 2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)Ann Andrew 3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother&#8217;s dad, father&#8217;s dad)William William (hahahahaha) 4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=124&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>25 Random Facts You May Already Know About Me (but probably not)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/03/19/25-random-facts-you-may-already-know-about-me-but-probably-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once you&#8217;ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it&#8217;s because I want to know more about you. To do this, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=123&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ok retarded question of the day&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/03/10/ok-retarded-question-of-the-day/</link>
		<comments>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/03/10/ok-retarded-question-of-the-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[is there wine in your chocolate chip cookies? i mean, really&#8230;.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=122&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i had a WTF moment&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/03/08/i-had-a-wtf-moment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 16:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It started off as any normal Saturday afternoon&#8230; Cafe is full of people. Blender is going full tilt. Food is flying out of the bake case and we are running around like chickens with our heads cut off. Like I said, this is completely normal for a Saturday afternoon. Usually around 5 o&#8217;clock we get [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=121&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Just when you think you can smile&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/03/06/just-when-you-think-you-can-smile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So yesterday was just a horrible day. Two of my favorite coworkers&#8217; jobs were eliminated. I was hung over like nobody&#8217;s business. Threw up at work. It was just awful. SO I came home. Got in comfy clothes, grabbed a giant water, and facebooked my fingers off. Roomie and I decided to go pick up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=120&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>An apple a day&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/02/23/an-apple-a-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MY ASS. I&#8217;m not really much for hypochondriasis. The sniffles are not a sinus infection. Nausea happens to everyone. And the common cold is probably employed with such a name as common because that&#8217;s exactly what it is: common. I am starting to get a little concerned though. In the past year, my health has [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=118&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day: My Funny Valentine</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/02/15/valentines-day-my-funny-valentine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 05:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He gives me the giggles. He is the BEST cuddler. He lets me sleep in! He&#8217;s REALLY cute. He&#8217;s protective and man enough to know when he did something wrong. He waits until I eat to eat and never leaves me alone. He&#8217;s friendly and loves all of my friends and my friends love him. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=117&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day: The Silver Box</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/02/15/valentines-day-the-silver-box/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 03:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My favorite holiday&#8230; Valentine&#8217;s Day. When I was a little girl, I used to love decorating my Valentine&#8217;s Day box for school. Carefully cutting out the hole in the top where mean boys and nice boys alike would jam their cards into my perfectly decorated box. (get your MIND out of the gutter&#8230; this is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=116&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>a side effect of single&#8230; nesting?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/02/05/a-side-effect-of-single-nesting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[there must be some process of being single that i am unaware of. someone should warn you about the stages of one-ness. it&#8217;s kind of like grieving. phase 1. SINGLE AGAIN!! newly single is fun. usually because you just subtracted some major loser asshole from your life and your friends are poring over you willing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=113&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>YEP!!!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/01/29/yep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this is for my actual birth date&#8230; kind of scary how true&#8230; A Pisces born on March 14 combines intelligence with profound creative insight. They have sexual magnetism and can exert considerable control over others. Prophetic and poetic, they seem to be on another plane of existence. They have a love of illusion and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=112&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>thank you but goodbye</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2009/01/23/thank-you-but-goodbye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 04:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[have you ever had an elephant sit on you? well&#8230; me either, but 2008 kind of felt like one. i felt like i couldn&#8217;t breathe. uncomfortable in my own skin. uncomfortable being me, hating myself more and more everyday because i wasn&#8217;t getting it. i knew there was a lesson to be learned but not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=111&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>mal día (bad day)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/12/19/mal-dia-bad-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[we all have bad days. and i don&#8217;t mean the &#8220;oh man! i broke a nail!&#8221; days. i mean the days where you peak out from under the warm safe covers of your slumber with one eye and go&#8230; &#8220;yeah, forget this.&#8221; the days where you wake up to rain sloshing on your window, an [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=108&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ah&#8230; if only&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/12/18/ah-if-only/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[one of my favorite poems&#8230;. i share with you. THE HANGING OF THE CRANE I The lights are out, and gone are all the guestsThat thronging came with merriment and jestsTo celebrate the Hanging of the CraneIn the new house,&#8211;into the night are gone;But still the fire upon the hearth burns on,And I alone remain. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=107&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>if you can&#8217;t take the heat&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/12/13/if-you-cant-take-the-heat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hey! come to our house! because we don&#8217;t HAVE ANY!!!! this has been an eventful if not emotionally destroying week. bank account neg. fuck you paycheck. rent. $1.85 left in bank account. apparently i miscalculated in a previous post. cellphone shut down like me with a previous courter. (or was he?) work = poopy. hercules [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=106&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Merry Giftmas!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/12/11/merry-giftmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wanna give. I&#8217;ve found great gifts for my friends and family. I&#8217;ve contemplated sending emails to them saying&#8230; if I had money this is what I would have gotten you for Christmas&#8230; or Giftmas rather. This year has turned into a holiday of who is going to be able to buy Christmas presents and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=105&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>oh bite me, money!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/12/09/oh-bite-me-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if i ever wanted to start smoking again, it would be today. today, today. i&#8217;m one of those annoying people that thinks too much when they have either too much time on their hands or too many issues to deal with. i&#8217;m a thinker by nature, thanks Gawd. i&#8217;m also pretty damn good at problem [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=104&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>about a run&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/12/03/about-a-run/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my lungs feel like the seven dwarfs went mining. my legs feel like a fat man sat on them. and why is it that every time i exercise i always want taco bell when i&#8217;m done? and a nap. gawd. but i did it! i ran! for 15 minutes! (shut up!) by next month i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=101&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>are we there yet?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/12/03/are-we-there-yet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you guys&#8230;. 28 days. that&#8217;s it. i have to hang on to my slippery rope for 28 more days. i really am a kid on a road trip this month. all i can think about is how everyday i am one step closer to planetary realignment. not that i believe in that crap, but ya [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=100&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>what are you wearing?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/12/01/what-are-you-wearing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my self control is on sabbatical until further notice. it left a note somewhere, but i can&#8217;t find it. somewhere between the heartbreak and frustration, but i don&#8217;t have time to look for it. so how do i know, you ask? well on a normal (whatever that is) day, my emotions are in check. my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=99&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>nothing says thank you like turkey&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/11/27/nothing-says-thank-you-like-turkey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(before i begin, for those concerned for me because of the vent&#8230; i&#8217;m much better today. i woke up at a normal hour&#8230; six thirty something or whenever it was that teresa came into the room and said &#8220;kallay&#8221; and i said &#8220;what&#8221; and she said &#8220;coffee. convo.&#8221; i said &#8220;mmm hm.&#8221; i proceeded to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=98&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>how to piss off a kallay&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/11/25/how-to-piss-off-a-kallay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(i don&#8217;t do disclaimers. but you have been disclaimed. i&#8217;m venting. and it might get ugly.) i&#8217;m in a bad mood. but it&#8217;s not like a bad mood where i&#8217;m throwing milk, slamming doors (ok i did slam a door last night), and yelling at people. no, i&#8217;m just kind of slowly slipping into this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=97&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>but what i really mean is&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/11/20/but-what-i-really-mean-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[have you ever talked to someone or written someone and you want to say something, but you can&#8217;t. it would be awkward or it would cause tension. i hate this feeling. i have something to say. i want to tell this person so badly. but i just can&#8217;t. it would be weird. for one, my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=96&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>where&#8217;s my shoe? (and other nic fits)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/11/19/wheres-my-shoe-and-other-nic-fits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Day one is always the hardest. I quit the night before, smoking my last tube of death at 11:52 pm. Yesterday morning I woke up to the pitter patter of dachshund paws scurrying across the floor. Oh, it was 5:25 am by the way. My alarm was set for 5:30 am. So I got up, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=95&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i&#8217;m such a quitter&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/11/17/im-such-a-quitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;you&#8217;re well on your way to lung cancer if you don&#8217;t quit.&#8221; he said that. not to my friend, not to someone i know, no&#8230; he said that to ME. we (the smokers) have heard it all before. &#8220;you&#8217;re going to die from that.&#8221; &#8220;it&#8217;s bad for you.&#8221; &#8220;you&#8217;re too pretty to smoke.&#8221; &#8220;cigarettes cause [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=94&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the war of door (s)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/11/13/the-war-of-door-s/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so i realize i am being repetitive here, but i had to share. something ridiculous is happening and i&#8217;d like it to stop, please and thank you! so last night, all excited that i could semi-breathe and talk like a woman, i decided to forgo my new nightly ritual of sleeping vertical on the couch [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=93&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>why are you in such a hurry?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/11/10/why-are-you-in-such-a-hurry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you know, i hate this question. i hate this question more than &#8220;what do you weigh?&#8221;. i hate this question more than &#8220;why don&#8217;t you want to be a chef?&#8221;. i hate this question more than i hate the word panties and i hate all of those things. they disgust me. but this question&#8230;. this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=90&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the family way</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/11/09/the-family-way/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[every family is unique. we all have our own traditions. our own inside jokes. our own battles. our own dynamic. i grew up in a small summer resort town off the coast of lake michigan. it&#8217;s beautiful with it&#8217;s historic downtown and clean neighborhoods. a perfect place to raise a family. or at least that&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=89&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Big Fat Breakfast</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/11/07/my-big-fat-breakfast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Big Fatty&#8217;s Catering Kitchen5005 Kingston PikeKnoxville, TN 37919(865) 219-8317 Sunday was one of those days. I woke up practically skipping to the coffee pot. Arriving at my final destination of warm dark roasted heaven, lathered in french vanilla creamer, I set out to face my day. I drove to work and handled my end of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=88&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>hallo &#8211; fucking &#8211; ween and mental revelations</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/11/03/hallo-fucking-ween-and-mental-revelations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[well, this weekend was interesting! it was bipolar if nothing else. halloween was on friday, as everyone who doesn&#8217;t stuff their face under a rock knows. i worked. nothing too exciting about that, mostly because it&#8217;s the same ol&#8217;, same ol&#8217;. clean this, make this, drink this, taste this, clean this again, rinse this, steam [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=87&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>payback&#8230;. mwahaha</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/10/24/payback-mwahaha/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[we&#8217;re not mean. we just don&#8217;t like hearing doors SUHLAMMING when we are trying to have a peace of QUIET! slamming doors makes hercules bark, which in turn then makes bella bark. for some reason small dogs have built in screeching loud barks which is about 100 times as annoying as a giant hercules bark. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=86&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the vicious circle</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/10/24/the-vicious-circle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 13:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[while i sit and wait for the tow truck (!!!) as patiently as one can wait for a tow truck (!!!) i figured i could relay a little recap of my morning. it started out well&#8230; good hair day, cute outfit, excited to meet the district manager. left for work on time&#8230;. crunch. the vicious [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=85&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>it&#8217;s squeaking?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/10/19/its-squeaking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so&#8230; you know when you fart kind of loud? but you&#8217;re on a wooden chair or plastic bench and you&#8217;re wearing really tight jeans? or when you REALLY have to poo and you waited until you got home because you knew it would be offensively loud? well, our toilet seat is making that loud screeching [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=83&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the green plastic chairs&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/10/19/the-green-plastic-chairs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 02:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[don&#8217;t worry&#8230; i was all kinds of james bond when taking this picture&#8230; i should mention that you shouldn&#8217;t get too excited about the pepsi machine. it&#8217;s out of order. there&#8217;s another next to it though. that one&#8217;s out of order too. don&#8217;t you hate it when people dash your dreams like that? the pepsi [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=82&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>you might be poor if&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/10/15/you-might-be-poor-if/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yes, it&#8217;s true. the opportunity of money is currently like sand between my fingers. bills keep coming as the calendar keeps marching on. stupid time. the necessities of life are harder to fulfill. and my dog wants food. so what do i do? what any other slightly insane person might do&#8230;. i donated plasma. yep! [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=80&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my sweet precious woobie</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/09/28/my-sweet-precious-woobie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this morning at around 5:30 one of my very favorite friends passed away. she was kind and gentle. when she was younger she loved to stand up on our balcony and catch koosh balls (remember those!?) and then she would bat them back down so we could throw them again. her other hobbies included eating, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=79&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the blogs are coming, the blogs are coming!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/09/26/the-blogs-are-coming-the-blogs-are-coming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[really! according to myspace i have 87 blogs to move. that&#8217;s kind of a little. so&#8230; be patient while i procrastinate. to quench your thirst&#8230; i&#8217;ll post one of my faves. it&#8217;s from January 25, 2007&#8230; enjoy! I have to go grocery shopping today. On my new dumb budget. Ok, here it is. I love [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=78&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i hate everyone</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/09/22/i-hate-everyone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I Hate Everyone by Get Set Go Some stupid chick in the checkout lineWas paying for beer with nickels and dimesAnd some old man who clipped couponsHad argued whenever they wouldn&#8217;t take oneAll I wanted to was buy some cigarettesBut I couldn&#8217;t take it anymore so I left I hate everyone (4x) All the people [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=77&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ever been in a shit storm?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/09/13/ever-been-in-a-shit-storm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 00:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i have!!! it all started on January 1, 2008 at precisely 12:00am. i&#8217;m resolved to the fact that it&#8217;s not my fault but somehow i got caught in this vicious circle and i&#8217;m hoping that the moons are more in my favor in 2009. do i really believe in all that crap? no but it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=76&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>it&#8217;s hard to ignore</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/09/06/its-hard-to-ignore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i shouldn&#8217;t even look. but i can&#8217;t help it. it&#8217;s hard to ignore. all i can think of is that i should have trusted my gut when i told him i had a bad feeling about us. i knew it then and my body warned my heart but we didn&#8217;t listen. how could i have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=75&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>a double day post from august&#8230; titles are bolded</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/08/28/a-double-day-post-from-august-titles-are-bolded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[one more thing.. hi! i&#8217;ve noticed that lately my blog views seem to be climbing by leaps and bounds which is totally cool. i&#8217;m glad y&#8217;all like my writing and are entertained! but can someone comment? it&#8217;s a little weird not knowing my audience. it&#8217;s kind of like when you see that someone who is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=74&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>happy blog boyfriend</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/08/27/happy-blog-boyfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you know what i want? i want a boyfriend that i can write a happy blog about. not someone that lies, cheats, has double standards, waffles on decisions, and treats me like i&#8217;m an object to be bought. but someone who i can say gave me great advice, is one of my best friends, did [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=73&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>here she goes again&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/08/20/here-she-goes-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oooook. So I kind of went to a high school where people ended up like growing up and doing shit. Shit like PhDs and becoming pastors and other lucrative cool&#8230; shit. I say kind of because I probably went to high school about 122 days out of the 4 years I was enrolled. Which&#8230; ya [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=72&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>there&#8217;s something in your ear&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/08/15/theres-something-in-your-ear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[listening adj: attending to or alert for sound n: the act of hearing attentively we&#8217;ve all said the following&#8230; &#8220;why won&#8217;t you just LISTEN to me!?&#8221; now, i&#8217;m not going to sit here and pretend that i am the world&#8217;s greatest listener. i know that i am not. it&#8217;s one of my weaknesses actually. i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=71&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>koo koo bananas</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/08/15/koo-koo-bananas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is why normal well adjusted people should have jobs. ok never mind. this is why intelligent people should have jobs&#8230; we think too much. i&#8217;m sitting here, doo doo doo&#8230; minding my lunch. (which is leftover four cheese ravioli btw&#8230; gotta keep this shit under conTROL!) so i&#8217;m eating and something turned my brains [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=70&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hello God?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/08/14/hello-god/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi! I&#8217;m just wondering if I missed the warning on New Year&#8217;s to stay inside for the rest of the year because hi, this year sucks. I mean really&#8230; did I HAVE to run into the orange barrel after my clutch was just fixed after breaking down in the middle of nowhere? In one month [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=69&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>another double day post</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/08/02/another-double-day-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[just counting&#8230; how many times i&#8217;ve had to move since i was 18&#8230; don&#8217;t mind me&#8230; madison, wi- own apartment- lived with bf seattle, wa- apartment tacoma, wa- lived with friend fort lewis, wa- lived with friends- lived with different friends lacey, wa- lived in apartment fort lewis, wa- house! holland, mi- lived with sister [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=68&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i&#8217;ve got the boo.hoo. blues</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/07/30/ive-got-the-boo-hoo-blues/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i wish things could have turned out differently&#8230; but wishing is for fools, and i&#8217;m no fool.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=67&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>hypothetical&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/07/29/hypothetical/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 00:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[let&#8217;s say.. hypothetically, that you moved away from your favorite place. you moved away from said place because someone promised you something really fantastic in return. such as say, i don&#8217;t know, love? respect? support? your options were slim and it seemed like manna from heaven. let&#8217;s say that. k? so you move away from [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=66&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>riddle me this&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/07/12/riddle-me-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I never was, am always to be,No one ever saw me, nor ever willAnd yet I am the confidence of allTo live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.&#8221;-unknown tomorrow. will it be another day of mediocrity? coffee, shower, gym, check things of the to do list, hobby, sleep&#8230;. or will something strike me? will i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=65&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>angry&#8230; very very angry</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/07/01/angry-very-very-angry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m mad at myself for moving here without a plan. i&#8217;m pissed off at WHORES. i&#8217;m pissed that i bend over backwards for people who in the end just push me down instead of help me up. i&#8217;m pissed you don&#8217;t call when you say you will. i&#8217;m pissed that i feel like i&#8217;m living [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=64&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>yeah, i&#8217;m THAT girl</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/06/20/yeah-im-that-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yeah, the one who drops her cellphone at least once per day on a hard scratchy surface. the one who will at one point or another in her life put on and wear her shirt inside out and backwards until someone points out that she is indeed wearing a grande shirt from old navy with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=63&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s do the HOKEY POKEY!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/06/17/lets-do-the-hokey-pokey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You put your heart in! He rips your heart out! Your put your heart in! And you pick yourself off the ground! You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn your life around! That&#8217;s what it&#8217;s all about!! You put your money in! They take your money out! You put your money in! And you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=62&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i&#8217;m JUST saying&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/06/12/im-just-saying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m the girl that says what everyone else is thinking. unfortunately for me that means i&#8217;m not PC and you know what? i&#8217;m actually cool with that. every time you turn around there&#8217;s a new name for something that&#8217;s considered inappropriate or in some way disrespectful. we&#8217;ll take me for example just because i can [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=61&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>what the fuck did i just do?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/06/08/what-the-fuck-did-i-just-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so this could be a drug induced depression, but i kind of doubt it. moving back here, to michigan, i now remember why i left in the first place. for one thing, it&#8217;s SHAPED like a mitten, which automatically should tell you that it&#8217;s fucking freezing. (oh there&#8217;s going to be profanity by the way, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=60&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>LOL! New nicknames arise&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/06/06/lol-new-nicknames-arise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kallay 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Kalizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Pink Puppy 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street) Anna Lakeview 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=59&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i&#8217;m good at this.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/04/28/im-good-at-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHANGE. A dream is ending for me. But another chapter is starting and it&#8217;s time for me to accept the change. When I moved to South Carolina back in September I was so excited and so happy to be moving. I was doing something for *me* not for anyone else. I wasn&#8217;t moving here to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=58&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>who is everyone?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/04/09/who-is-everyone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[mom has tony and whoever else beeps in to talk to her. i’m just some girl who lives in south carolina that she gave birth to 26 years ago. my sister can’t help it. my friends all have someone else they’d rather talk to. he has other girls that he knew before me so of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=57&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bored and lonely leads to&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/04/08/bored-and-lonely-leads-to/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[some light reading&#8230; Rudyard Kipling (1865 – 1936) If— If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too;If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=56&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>why don’t you just take my first born too?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/03/25/why-don%e2%80%99t-you-just-take-my-first-born-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[take my sanity. take my days off. &#8220;you’ll only have to work 40 hours a week&#8221; MY EYE!!! give me attitude. talk about me behind my back. don’t listen to ANYTHING i say. i must be an idiot after going to culinary school and working my way up to a manager without a title to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=55&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>why do i&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/03/06/why-do-i/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[why do i&#8230; say i love you when i know the answer will always be &#8220;alright, talk to you later&#8221;.. naively hoping you&#8217;ll change and want me as much as i have wanted you. hoping for the possibility of a meaningful relationship. to have the closeness with someone like i haven&#8217;t before. only to be [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=54&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the sugarplum tree</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/02/19/the-sugarplum-tree/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i remembered something tonight after watching a movie. i was on the hunt for this book that my grandma used to read to me all the time when i was little. it was called the tall book of poems. i used to have this website bookmarked on my old computer but i don&#8217;t have the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=53&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>43 minutes&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/02/14/43-minutes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[only 43 more minutes and i have a whole pack of cigarettes left. holy cow. not sure what to do about that. do i smoke them? do i stick to my midnight cut off and throw the rest away? i don&#8217;t know what to do. i hate wasting stuff. what should i do!!!???<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=52&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>on the reel&#8230;..</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/02/13/on-the-reel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s been officially official for a while now&#8230; i think too much. i do this thing, especially when i&#8217;m organizing&#8230; i make up songs in my head. for instance. the other day i was putting away the shipment for the cafe and i was thinking about someone and i just started into song. then i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=51&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>three</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/02/11/three/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[three days&#8230; as i smoke onf of my last packs&#8230; i&#8217;m really getting nervous. i weighed myself this morning. i gained weight last week. not surprising with all the bad news but still&#8230; really not fun seeing that. i&#8217;ll be okay though. i&#8217;m completely deteremined to be done with this crap. i added another reason [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=50&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>five days</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/02/09/five-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[five more days&#8230; getting nervous. i know i can do this. i know i can. i&#8217;m just nervous about the whole weight gain thing. and being irritable. it&#8217;ll be okay. i just have to keep telling myself it&#8217;s better for my health. and i&#8217;ll smell better. and my skin will be softer. holy crap. i&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=49&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>she&#8217;s lovely</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/02/06/shes-lovely/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My grandma&#8230; how to even describe&#8230; She&#8217;s lovely. At 80 years old she still bakes her own bread from scratch in her antique mixing bowl. Her house always smells of yeast and white linen. I love her so much. She has always been the one I go to for really good solid advice. She has [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=48&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>eleven days</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/02/05/eleven-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[omg&#8230; in 11 days&#8230;. i will stop smoking. improve my health. and be a total lunatic. holy cuh-rap. at least ed won&#8217;t have to kiss an ashtray anymore though. and i won&#8217;t smell like a campfire when i talk. but i might be bitchy. no&#8230; that&#8217;s a definite. poor teresa. poor everyone. especially the sunday [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=47&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>damn it kerry!!!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/01/31/damn-it-kerry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s how you play: Once you&#8217;ve been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and why you tagged them. Don&#8217;t forget to leave them a comment saying &#8220;You&#8217;re It!&#8221; and to go read [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=46&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>poetry for the wicked</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/01/30/poetry-for-the-wicked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[filling ears with your twisted liesgoing low so they&#8217;ll sympathizegaining none but feeling betterliving life as a fire setter must be nice to be that selfishtrashing friends to gain a half inchbut you&#8217;ll end up bitter and stranded lonelybanking wrath and pride and envy weakness plagues your wicked soulspatience&#8230; the strength you&#8217;ll never ownit can&#8217;t [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=45&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Things To Do Instead of Smoking&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/01/29/things-to-do-instead-of-smoking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) At night, drink tea to unwind. We have awesome tea at work so I think this will help. Plus I *love* fresh honey so I&#8217;m going to get some tea from work and then go find some really good honey. Teas I want to try are the Vanilla Comoro, African Autumn, Bangkok, 2) I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=44&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i wanna quit.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/01/28/i-wanna-quit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[smoking. Bet you thought I was going to say my job. Anyway, I want to quit smoking. It&#8217;s expensive, for one thing. It&#8217;s unhealthy. It&#8217;s gross. It smells. And it takes up space in evening bags!!! But how? I was reading Dr. Oz&#8217;s thing about it on Oprah.com. Pretty interesting. He says to set a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=43&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stop Smoking Lists&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/01/28/stop-smoking-lists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[List 1 First of all, let me start off by saying that I never used to love smoking, I did it to relieve the stress of getting divorced. Then I quit for reasons that will be unknown to most. Then I only smoked when I drank. AND then&#8230;. I started working at the bakery and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=42&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my next day off&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/01/26/my-next-day-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m dreaming and I know it but on my next day off&#8230; this is what I want to do. First of all, I want to sleep in and not wake up to the big bookstore calling me at 8:30am with a problem. I want to wake up to my puppy snoring and cuddling next to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=41&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>funny song&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/01/24/funny-song/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t write this, but thought it was hilarious&#8230; To the tune of &#8220;Be Our Guest&#8221; from Disney&#8217;s Beauty and the Beast: [Me]I&#8217;m in debt, I&#8217;m in debtI&#8217;m the brokest I&#8217;ve been yetI am in the infra-red, it seemsWhat&#8217;s money? I forgetIndigent!Boracic lint!(which is rhyming slang for &#8220;skint&#8221;)My bank manager&#8217;s involmentCeased when I became insolventI [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=40&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i am not leaving my house&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/01/10/i-am-not-leaving-my-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[until the planets align themselves to give me some better luck. Good Lord. Picked up my car today&#8230;. hooray. Back in Hilton Head&#8230; hooray. Thought I was going to die today&#8230;. hooray. Oh wait, not hooray. Never had a near death experience before but that was close enough for me. I don&#8217;t think I have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=39&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>double post day!!!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/01/06/double-post-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[not like i care&#8230;.. but.. he&#8217;s married!? i don&#8217;t get it. he&#8217;s cheats. he lies. he steals. he manipulates. he&#8217;s a criminal. he&#8217;s a jerk. he gets away with most things. he cares for no one. and yet, he&#8217;s married? or has a girlfriend that he doesn&#8217;t like? i don&#8217;t GET IT!!! i&#8217;m a great [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=38&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>damn it&#8230; i need better luck or SOMETHING</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/01/05/damn-it-i-need-better-luck-or-something/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so far in 2008&#8230;. *Wisconsin lost the Outback Bowl in a rare end zone interception. *My baby broke down on the side of the road in BFE, FL with a burned out clutch that&#8217;s going to take $1300 to repair. Thank God for moms. *Got stuck in Lake City, FL&#8230; meanwhile back at the cafe&#8230; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=37&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my new favorite commercial</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2008/01/04/my-new-favorite-commercial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Outback Bowl Tickets &#8211; $350 Gas To Drive to the Outback Bowl &#8211; $100 Clutch Kit for Mazda 3 &#8211; $1249.82 2008 &#8211; Priceless Fuck. My. Life. Still stuck in Lake City. Thank God for good friends. And a hotel that will let us stay past check out so we don&#8217;t have to stand in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=36&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>alone&#8230; but never alone</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/12/18/alone-but-never-alone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 20:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so it&#8217;s kind of strange&#8230; my roommate left for TN for christmas. all is quiet in the house and I am slowly realizing that i haven&#8217;t been by myself in a really long time. no one to talk to on the phone. not that i haven&#8217;t tried but i&#8217;m just by myself. it&#8217;s kind of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=35&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>it&#8217;s impossible&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/12/17/its-impossible/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s impossibleIt&#8217;s impossible to love youIf you don&#8217;t let me know what you&#8217;re feelingIt&#8217;s impossible for me to give you what you needIf you&#8217;re always hidin&#8217; from me I don&#8217;t know what hurt youI just, I wanna make it rightCos boy I&#8217;m sick and tired of trying to read your mind It&#8217;s impossible (impossible)Oh baby [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=34&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>what the hell&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/12/16/what-the-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i know that the things that are worth having are worth working for but this is getting out of hand. how much more of this bullshit can i take? i can&#8217;t find a normal, decent, well adjusted, friendly, loving, caring man and just when i think i&#8217;m getting close, it all falls apart. i finally [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=33&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i miss you, i love you, i wish you were here</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/11/18/i-miss-you-i-love-you-i-wish-you-were-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time of year is always kind of bittersweet for me. When I was 15 I lost one of the most influential people in my life. Does it matter that he was one of few great role models in my life? I would venture to say, yes definitely. It changed the course of my life. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=32&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i have a good life</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/10/15/i-have-a-good-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve been in a large funk lately. Moving down to South Carolina away from my family has been hard. I miss my nephew. I miss my mom. I miss my ducks at the pond from my old apartment as geeky as that sounds. It was so awesome waking up to that every morning. Besides [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=31&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>what the fuck is it anyway?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/10/12/what-the-fuck-is-it-anyway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[love i mean. is it emotion? action? both? is it supposed to be practical? irrational? i&#8217;ve known love. we were together once. will we be again? have i let go of enough love to let more love in? is that why my walls are up to my face in cynicism? i&#8217;ve been broken. built up. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=30&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>yeah&#8230; bye!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/08/30/yeah-bye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that it&#8217;s all said and done,I can&#8217;t believe you were the oneTo build me up and tear me down,Like an old abandoned house.What you said when you leftJust left me cold and out of breath.I fell too far, was in way too deep.Guess I let you get the best of me. Well, I never [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=29&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>a few more lessons learned</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/07/09/a-few-more-lessons-learned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 19:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Sunblock&#8230;. eyelids! 2. No matter how many times you try to fold your thong&#8230; it will ALWAYS come unfolded so just stop wasting your time and throw it in the damn drawer. 3. If your nephew (or other small child) asks for bunny milk&#8230; do not look at him strangely&#8230; he is simply referring [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=28&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>But if we are the body, why aren&#8217;t His arms reaching?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/07/07/but-if-we-are-the-body-why-arent-his-arms-reaching/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 19:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I saw that guy from Korn wrote a book about his new found faith and I started posting about it on another site and had to add it here too. Personally I think it&#8217;s great and worth reading. It just goes to show you that no one is out of reach of the hand [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=27&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>maybe i am&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/05/27/maybe-i-am/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 15:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[jealous, controlling, paranoid, possessive, frustrated, semi-untrusting and just plain scared. but i&#8217;m also loving, honest, trustworthy, kind, giving, caring, faithful, hardworking, beautiful, intelligent, intuitive, fun, understanding, a good listener, and trying my best to forget the past god damn it. i can&#8217;t hurry up and heal. it doesn&#8217;t work that way. i feel better about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=26&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i got a tattoo</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/05/07/i-got-a-tattoo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 15:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[shocking&#8230; i know. but it&#8217;s very &#8220;me&#8221; as they say. it&#8217;s pink and black. (of course) see pics in the tattoo album. i&#8217;ll take a better &#8220;after&#8221; pic when i get a minute.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=25&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>weak in the knees</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/03/27/weak-in-the-knees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[someone pinch me.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=24&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>what&#8217;s this?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/02/17/whats-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pretty sure this is lonely. My stomach hurts, I&#8217;m bored, I want someone to talk to. I still have a few more months (7 to be exact) until my one year of singleness is up. I&#8217;m pretty committed to it. So why am I feeling lonely? I *like* having time to myself. Maybe it&#8217;s all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=23&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>me talk pretty one day&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/02/10/me-talk-pretty-one-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2007 16:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[but not today.&#160; i can&#8217;t even fake it. &#160; What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North &#38;nbsp; You may think you speak &#8220;Standard English straight out of the dictionary&#8221; but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like &#8220;Are you from Wisconsin?&#8221; or &#8220;Are you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=22&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bo(red)</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/02/10/bored/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2007 16:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sick so I&#8217;ve been stuck inside for the past few days. No energy to really do anything. The only thing I can think of to do that sounds mildly entertaining is to cook something yummy for dinner. Like chicken parmigian. I hope I can eat it. I thought about going to see a movie [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=21&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>sweetest thing ever&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/01/29/sweetest-thing-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 16:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently acquired a new part time job picking up 4 kids from school and taking them home. They are the sweetest kids. So today it is snowing like crazy out and I&#8217;m late picking them up. It sucks. And then it takes 8 years to get them home because the roads SUCK. Icy/snowy/slushy/sucky. So [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=20&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>love but hate</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/01/25/love-but-hate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have to go grocery shopping today. On my new dumb budget. Ok, here it is. I love grocery shopping. It&#8217;s always an adventure. I love getting a cart because mine is ALWAYS broken. It either veers right or left, maybe one of the wheels gets stuck, or it just makes a rockin&#8217; noise. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=19&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>for your listening enjoyment&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/01/23/for-your-listening-enjoyment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 16:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For all my stalkers who have been visiting and not leaving a trace of their identities, I&#8217;ve added some music. So while you rummage through my space you now have some fantastic if not hilarious music to listen to. It&#8217;s all entertaining. I charge you to grab a beverage and stay awhile even. Some are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=18&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i hope they can read this!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/01/22/i-hope-they-can-read-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 16:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PET RULES To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door &#8212; nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=17&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>word.</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/01/22/word/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 16:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; awesome.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=16&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>creepy trakzor</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/01/22/creepy-trakzor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 16:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who ARE you people!? There are some folks who are looking at my page and it&#8217;s totally fun. I love meeting new people. But could you please not freak me out? I would love a comment or a message or *something* so I don&#8217;t just see so and so from kabel, 07 show up on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=15&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>God gets TEN!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/01/22/god-gets-ten/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 16:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So as I&#8217;m growing personally and spiritually I have come to the conclusion that my time and money are not being used as wisely as they could be. God gives me everything that I have. He provides for my needs and then some. He gives me encouragement, He provides my everyday human needs (food, water, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=14&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>funniest article&#8230; ever!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/01/21/funniest-article-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 16:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New Must-Have for Men&#8230;. http://www.yahoo.com/s/488038<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=13&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>yay for updates!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2007/01/20/yay-for-updates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realized I hadn&#8217;t updated in a while so I figured I could get on that. Nothing too exciting though so don&#8217;t hold your breath. Ok, hold your breath. So what I&#8217;ve been up to&#8230; working less and less hours at work and considering a position I was notified of that offers better pay, more [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=12&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the morning after&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2006/08/08/the-morning-after/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2006 16:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So yesterday, after 11 months, (can you believe that!?) It&#8217;s finally final. What a relief. I won&#8217;t lie though, I did have my share of wine and ice cream. I&#8217;ve said this about 467 times but it was definitely bittersweet. I hate divorce. It&#8217;s sad and depressing and WOW does it make you look at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=11&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>who needs sleep?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2006/08/08/who-needs-sleep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2006 16:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently not me. I can NOT sleep!!! I went to bed. Tossed and turned for almost 2 hours and got up because I couldn&#8217;t stand it anymore. I hate having a to do list running through my head when I&#8217;m trying to rest. On another note, while I&#8217;m here&#8230; I joined a book club today. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=10&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ever not look forward to sunday?</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2006/05/19/ever-not-look-forward-to-sunday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 16:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, he&#8217;s coming home. And his new girlfriend&#8217;s going to be at the welcome home ceremony. Even though we&#8217;re still technically married. This shouldn&#8217;t bother me. But it is. It&#8217;s driving me crazy. I hate the bastard and everything he did. To me. To his family. To MY family. I&#8217;m excited about the divorce being [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=9&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>um&#8230;. princesses don&#8217;t DO manual labor</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2005/12/14/um-princesses-dont-do-manual-labor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 17:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I wake up this morning to a note from my loving mother asking me to please shovel a walkway for the UPS guy. *insert screwed up face here* 1) Princesses don&#8217;t DO manual labor and 2) I pulled a muscle yesterday. I key muscle for doing that kind of job! She was there! Is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=8&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i love my animals&#8230; but Jesus H. Christ!</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2005/12/09/i-love-my-animals-but-jesus-h-christ/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 17:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kallay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So far I am not having much luck with my animals today! Case in point: The first thing I woke up to was a dog/cat fight. Which is usually a daily occurance, but today it was on the bed, and I was almost a casualty of war. Then I proceed to let the dog outside [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=7&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Home Remedies</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2005/12/05/home-remedies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2005 17:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Received this&#8230; thought i would share it&#8230; AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don&#8217;t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=6&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>funny jokes for a rainy monday&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2005/11/28/funny-jokes-for-a-rainy-monday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 17:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Convention Speaker A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=5&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>something to ponder&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kallaydoscope.com/2005/11/27/something-to-ponder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2005 17:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is part of Nelson Mandela&#8217;s Inaugural address in 1994. It&#8217;s really powerful! And so true! Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.We ask ourselves, &#8220;Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kallaydoscope.com&blog=11139852&post=4&subd=kallaydoscope&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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